How/Where’s a guy who doesn’t drink or “party” (god, I hate that word) supposed to “meet someone”?
Anonymous asked: If you were given a book of the story of your entire life, would you read it?
Anonymous asked: Let's get drunk at midnight, listen to our favorite songs, and kiss until our lips burn, please?
I’d rather smoke pot and do the above. I don’t really drink but yeah, let’s!
Anonymous asked: I'd love to lay on the grass with you during a starry night, watching the stars, kissing you passionately, holding your hand, and kissing your neck lightly, making you moan softly, then I'll just lay in your arms and we can cuddle looking at the stars and galaxies ^.^ That'd be amazing 😍
Anonymous asked: Hey so would you like to cuddle, hold hands, laugh, and watch cute movies with me? Then later we can fuck like mad people? -S
Anonymous asked: You know. I like you. Not like relationship wise, which I'm not dissing you, you're a great guy. I have no fucking clue why you're not taken yet. You're shy and quiet as I've seen, so I don't know why about fifty girls haven't tried to fuck you offline. You should have a girlfriend, you innocent fuck. -H.
I love youWho are you? Don’t be a stranger.
Anonymous asked: I understand. You want an actual relationship. Not one night stands, not a long distance relationship. You want someone to cuddle and watch movies with. I feel you, bro.
Pretty much. I’m a hopeless romantic with emphasis on the hopeless part.
Anonymous asked: Wait, if you have a porn blog why don't you tell people you want to fuck them?
Yes, telling anonymous people who are more than likely thousands of miles away will totally lead to meaningful anything.